01.18.06
Posted in Blogging, memes at 10:34 pm by Julie
- Julie Turkey will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Julie Turkey, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Contrary to popular belief, Julie Turkey is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Julie Turkey will always turn right when leaving a cave!
- Julie Turkey will often glow under UV light!
- Julie Turkey is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Julie Turkey.
- The word ’samba’ means ‘to rub Julie Turkey’.
- It’s bad luck for a flag to touch Julie Turkey.
- Julie Turkey has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
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